miércoles, 1 de abril de 2009

PARA MORIRSE DE RISA

Un tema tan serio como la muerte merece "suavizarse" con algo de humor, el mismo que exhiben en estas lápidas y en algún que otro cartel. Porque como dijo Ernest Miller Hemingway (aunque hay gente que se la atribuye a "Les Luthiers"), "No te tomes la vida en serio, al fin y al cabo no saldrás vivo de ella".

Pues si tendría que ser vago el difunto éste para que sus seres queridos le hayan puesto ese epitafio. Este muerto seguro que no se levanta de su tumba.


Sí, sí, no llores por él que ya hizo llorar lo suyo a sus pacientes.


Está mal no asistir al entierro de alguien a quien conoces, pero encima colocarlo en una lápida...


Porque si lo que queremos es que la gente se entere de quién siente la muerte del difunto y quién no, pues se pone un anuncio como este y ya está.


Qué bonita cita biblíca, si no fuera por la faltas de ortografía que puso al final. Se podía haber copiado bien la frase, que luego del mármol es difícil quitarlo.


Luego está el tema de los ladrones en los cementerios, que no respetan nada. Claro que con carteles como éste, no sé yo si se volverán a atrever.


También se puede colocar un cártel como éste para espantar a los cacos; pero si el ladrón no es supersticioso, dudo que sea efectivo.


Lo mejor para que no se lleven las cosas que se colocan en la tumba, es hacerlas de mármol. Fijaos en esta tumba con ordenador incluído, seguro que no intentan robarlo.


Otra forma barata de decorar la tumba, es utilizar chapas de cerveza. Se ve que este pobre difunto era aficionado a beber cerveza.




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